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NEIN CUMF

 Three big and sexy german guy

Best groups ever made approved by Joseph Stalin

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Question part 1
04:28
Finish Line
03:26
reeeeeeeeee
04:18
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LYRICS

Toxicity

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Looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, our city

You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Disorder
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
Pollution, pollution, pollution

More wood for their fires, loud neighbors
Flashlight reveries caught in the headlights of a truck
Eating seeds as a pastime activity
The toxicity of our city, of our city

You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder? Pollution
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep
Pollution, pollution, pollution

You, what do you own the world?
How do you own disorder?
Now somewhere between the sacred silence
Sacred silence and sleep
Somewhere, between the sacred silence and sleep
Pollution, pollution, pollution

When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts
When I became the sun
I shone life into the man's hearts

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Finish line

Good evening, my people up in the chandeliers
The wining and dining, the menu is blood, sweat and tears
Everybody ready, raining down confetti
Champions are born right now
Ain't about the glamour, click goes the hammer
Run when you hear that sound

Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line
We know we survive
Even if we crawl to the finish line
I won't believe it, underdog dreamin'
Don't need no cheers, world's gonna see it
Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line

Their dreams just keep dripping out of their golden cups
I'm starting, I'm starving, leftovers ain't enough
Ain't about the royals, they do nothing for ya
All you got is you right now
Who is gonna falter? Who is gonna conquer?
Better never count me out

Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line
We know we survive
Even if we crawl to the finish line
I won't believe it, underdog dreamin'
Don't need no cheers, world's gonna see it
Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line

Gonna make, gonna make
Gonna make it to the finish line
Every day, every day
Gonna make it to the finish line
Gonna make, gonna make
Gonna make it to the finish line
Every day, every day
Gonna make it to the finish line

Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line
We know we survive
Even if we crawl to the finish line
I won't believe it, underdog dreamin'
Don't need no cheers, world's gonna see it
Heroes never die
Gonna make it to the finish line

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AN INSPIRING STORY

Three german go at a bar and decided to do a groups for no reason

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CONTACT

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BIOGRAPHIE

Jacob

he is born in east berlin in germany, he have 56 years old and he love playing cookie clicker. His parent don't love him so they send him to the gulag and there Jacob love play  music with Mathis and with some stuff he found on the floor and he won all 1v1 in the gulag. After that he go to weast berlin and he create a bakery and he is the best cookie maker in the world!!!!!

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BIOGRAPHIE

Mathis

he his born in ouest of the russia he is 48 year old he like to play the baterrie. mathis play the batterie at 10 year old,  he was send  to the gulag its were he find jacob so they play together when they left the gulag they make a bakery for  earning money. now they have a band

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BIOGRAPHIE

rusian monkey

Russian monkey is born in stalin secret bunker he age is unknow he live in the dumpster eating past out coockie he meet jacob and mathis cause there where both drunk they saw russian monkey schearching for coockie they give him a vodka coockie and a russian hat and that how they became  best friend 
(we are not sure but there is a theory that say that it russian monkey that kill hitler)

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QUESTION?

yes and no

1# Mathis, are you the creator of the band?

2#Do you play others instrument?

3#Jacob, doyou in a schoolfor playing guitar?

4#Mathis, are you a good singner?

5#Jacob are good at the guitar?

6#Dereck, are you a good desingner?

7# Do you have easy life when you were young?

8#Do you like communism?

9#Do you like capitalim?

10#Do you like cookies?

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Question part 1
04:28
Finish Line
03:26
reeeeeeeeee
04:18
pollution
03:40
EXTREME USSR Anthem Earrape
03:46
red japanese cat
02:07
Chinese Rap
01:50
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information

1#Who create the group?
jacob create the group after we left the gulag together that how
2# Who is the boss?
Mathis do the discipline when they left control
3#How many tears do you spent at the gulag?
10 years of our life and Dereck 30 years
4#Why do you go to the gulag?
Jacob was sent to the gulag per his parent
mathis they suspect he to carrying drug
Dereck stole some cookie
5# Why do you do a bakery?
it was a security plan if the band fail
6# What is the name of your bakery?
U.R.S.S Bakery
7# What is your favorite music?
Finish line by mathis
8# Do Dereck do something in the project?
Absolutel;y nothing but he do the cover
9# Jacob what do you do in the band?
he do the site and the guitar
10# What do you do for a living?
we create new thing in our bakery like new cookie

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MARCHANDISE

key ring for 224572305 $

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Hat of Dereck (dont by it cause if you buy it russian monkey will be under your bed tonight and it w

HAT OF DERECK

(dont buy it cause if you buy it russian monkey will be under your bed tonight and it will eat you and take back is hat)

100 vodka coockie

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THE VODKA BOTTLE OF MATHIS

Mathis dont know that
1000000$

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SECRET VODKA COOKIE!!??!?!

Made By NEIN CUMF

345986596$

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